There's a snake in my boot!

I want to write and I want to live a life worth writing about.

American Horror Story: Easter

(Source: gingerdeer, via thehilariousblog)

bueno:

will u still snapchat me when i am no longer young and beautiful

(via thehilariousblog)

notchicken:

*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it

(via montypythonandtheholyblog)

cakejam:

the description gets me everytime

cakejam:

the description gets me everytime

(via laugh-until-you-drop)

hobbitdragon:

what bar do I go to in order to order a glass of this

hobbitdragon:

what bar do I go to in order to order a glass of this

(Source: coolator, via thehilariousblog)

austni:

coolscar:

ok followers lets write a story. ill start: a young man stands in his bedroom

jackin it

(via egberts)

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

(via christianmingle)