There's a snake in my boot!

I have spurts of creativity and motivation.

ridge:

i have never felt so bad for a confused mother

ridge:

i have never felt so bad for a confused mother

(via ridge)


The most important discussion of our time happened in a YouTube comments section.

The most important discussion of our time happened in a YouTube comments section.

(Source: werewolfjokewar, via chickenuqqet)

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

(via urbran)

thesquirrelisonfire:

I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND MY BERRIES

thesquirrelisonfire:

I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND MY BERRIES

(Source: pleatedjeans, via waitrose)

accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

(via thedoctorisamonkeyslut)

grawly:

hanukkahlewinsky:

i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 

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wwhere is grambnda going???? help her

(via joshpeck)

taggedrne:

taggedrne:

what can be smooth but also rough ;)))))

endoplasmic reticulum

follow for more cell facts

(via glittery-puke)

xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints

xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints

(Source: beesmygod, via laughing420)

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